ESPN.com's Rick Reilly recently spent an extended period of time with Lakers forward Ron Artest.

In addition to a number of eye-popping comments, Artest admitted that he doesn't understand L.A.'s triangle offense.

"See, I can't really understand the Triangle [offense]," Artest said.

"There's 1,000 plays in the Triangle. It's such a challenge. I get so frustrated about it, I have to call my psychiatrist. So I just stay in my one spot in the corner. If I leave my spot, I get yelled at. Phil [Jackson's] gonna say, 'What are you doing over there?!?' So I just don't move."