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That's right, Dennis Rodman was charged with speeding Monday.  Not his car, of course.  Not Dennis.  Nope.  He was charged with three misdemeanours for speeding through Newport Harbor in his 14-metre boat on August 3.


Not just any boat, either.  His boat is called Sexual Chocolate.  Rodman must have been pretty charged up, because he was clocked at 32 kilometres an hour in a 10 kilometre speed zone.  Court date is October 1, and he will face excessive noise charges arising from his birthday party back in May.  The Associated Press reports there's potential for serious jail time here.