Reluctantly, I shall be closing the offices of the International Dan Issel Over Time Society (IDIOTS), since our primary IDIOT, the aforementioned and titular icon Dan Issel, has exhibited less faith in himself than those of us dedicated to forever keeping him a Nugget and general community nuisance.
Plans for our annual banquet were well under way, and let me tell you, I do not look forward to canceling my food order down at the Jug 'N Loaf.