THE GOOD NEWS is, the Raptors are going to make the playoffs. The bad news? The games will be shown exclusively on Leaf TV.

Only kidding there, which means it's just like the Chicago Bulls playing defence. They didn't really mean it, either.

The Bulls were so bad in the stopping department, as the Raptors prevailed 117-104, that they actually made Hakeem Olajuwon look like one of the 50 greatest players in NBA history. Well, at least briefly.