He can't help it. Every time Magic Coach Doc Rivers starts talking about tonight's preseason opponent, he refers to them as the Charlotte Hornets.
"I probably called them Charlotte 15 times today," a flummoxed Rivers said after Monday's practice. "They're New Orleans, right?"
That's the rumor, anyway. The Orlando Magic will host the New Orleans Jazz, er, Hornets tonight and later this week they will play the Vancouver Grizzlies. Or is it the Memphis Grizzlies? Or the Memphis Showboats? Or the Memphis Texans?
Does anybody really know what team it is? Does anybody really care?
What we do know is this: Cities and the elected officials who run them are the most fiscally irresponsible boneheads in the world. They spend like a bunch of drunken Democrats. I'm not talking about taxpayer money being spent to get teams or even to keep teams; I'm talking about spending even more taxpayer money to get new teams when much less money could have been spent to keep the old teams.
Take Charlotte. The city steadfastly refused to build a new arena for the Hornets -- which is understandable considering how owner George Shinn poisoned the ticket-buying public against him. But what did Shinn care? He simply packed up his team and moved to New Orleans, where a new arena and sweetheart lease agreement awaited.
At first, Charlotte fans never thought Shinn would leave. They never thought the NBA would let him leave. Then, when it was clear he was about to leave, they huffed, "Let him go. We're better off without the NBA."
And the minute the Hornets left, you know what Charlotte did? It got down on its knees, crawled straight to the NBA and begged for an expansion franchise. So now the city must build a $257.5 million arena and find an owner willing to pay a $300 million expansion fee to the league. And, oh, by the way, that expansion fee will be split among the existing owners, which means Charlotte will be putting about $12 million in Shinn's pocket. Poetic injustice.
To summarize: Charlotte will spend in the neighborhood of $600 million for an expansion team full of rookies and rejects that won't be competitive for a decade. Wouldn't it have been much simpler and cheaper just to keep the Hornets -- a talented playoff team and one of the favorites to win the Eastern Conference?
Are you listening, Orlando? The arena issue with the Magic has been put on the back burner for now, but it's going to resurface sooner than you might think. And how many times do we have to say this: In the long run, team owners always win.
Cleveland wouldn't build Browns owner Art Modell a new stadium, but Baltimore would. So Modell moved his NFL team, and Cleveland ended up spending nearly twice as much to build a new stadium for an expansion franchise. Same with Houston, which let the Oilers move to Nashville and then built a $500 million stadium and paid a $700 million fee for the expansion Texans.
We all know sooner or later that Orlando is going to have to build a new arena to keep the Magic. That's a given. TD Waterhouse Centre, while not physically antiquated, is economically antiquated. Which is to say it is not built to efficiently suck the most money out of the richest fans.
The Hornets have moved to New Orleans, and the Magic will someday soon face Charlotte's dilemma.
For sports owners, home is not where the heart is; home is where the publicly funded $300 million arena is.
You can pay them now or pay them more later.
Mike Bianchi