The Sacramento Bee's Mark Kreidler uses a jaundiced eye to look at various reports about Chris Webber's next team. "The free-agent period in the NBA -- any sport, really -- can be calculated in importance by the combined weight of the whoppers that get thrown out for public consumption every day. In the case of the Webber situation, you're going to need a truck scale."  He then disects rumors about Chris and Houston, San Antonio, Indiana and Orlando.