He probably makes you crazy.

He tantalizes you. He plays defense. He rebounds. He blocks shots.

Then, he catches passes with his elbows. He dents the rim with his free throws. He bricks dunks. He makes lacing up his Nikes look complicated.

He goes South when the call is to the North.

But, then, he reverses and returns. He hits jumpers. He lends an emotional boost. He denies drives to the basket. He cleans the glass.

Next thing, he pouts and mouths off to his coach and his coach runs him off his bench for insubordination.

He's the Big O.