Oooh, juicy! We interrupt the on-going soap operas of trade rumors and hissy fits between Peter Vecsey and anyone who dares write on anything other than newsprint to bring you really important news -- are Chris Webber and Tyra Banks an item?

The Sacramento Bee is buzzing around this subject like a wasp in an old wine bottle.  Today their gossip columnist gives us a huge scroll on every imaginable tidbit on the possible union of the Man With the Perfect Teeth and the Woman With the Perfect, uh,... Personality.  If you want to skip the whole thing, we understand... here's the short version... blah, blah, hairdresser says this...blah, blah,... seen at the All-Stars...blah, blah,... did he pop the question?... blah, blah,... no-one knows... blah, blah.

Now back to basketball.