Yesterday, we headlined The Man With The Perfect Teeth and The Woman With The Perfect, uh, Personality's exposure in the Sacramento Bee's gossip column saying they were buzzing around Chris Webber and Tyra Banks like a "wasp in a wine bottle".  Today the Bee reports that Webber has reacted like a deranged hornet in a dumpster (okay, we've got to get off these insectoid references).

Mark Kreidler responds to a profanity-laced tirade Webber visited on the assembled media with some nice wit:

"And to the question of media "invasion": Sorry, no. If a man wants to keep it perfectly quiet whom he's spending time with, he almost certainly does not bring her into the middle of All-Star Weekend when she already is recognized on sight by most of the pop-culture addicts on the planet.
You cannot invade the privacy of a man who already has willingly surrendered it. Sneaky little rule, I know."

In another article, Vlade Divac and others are defending Webber's refusal to talk to the media anymore. "So now, if you say the fans and everybody want to know about you," Divac said half-jokingly, "we're going to call the Maloofs now and they are going to make a glass shower and everybody from Sacramento can come and watch me take a shower."

Our only comment is that Webber sure wasn't very media-shy when he went on his who-wants-a-franchise-power-forward tour last year.  

We're outta here like a yellowjacket in a yogurt container.