Last season in a push to send Brandon Roy to the All-Star Game, the Blazers sent out iPods relabeled as iRoys to members of the media.

This season LaMarcus Aldridge has joined Roy as a potential All-Star, and the Blazers have expanded their package.

In one box is a Flip video camera loaded up with highlight reels of LaMarcus Aldridge.

In the other box is a satellite navigation system.

'It is all tricked out with a little manual about "The Road Back to All-Star," and when you turn it on, where your car would normally appear on the little screen, there is, instead -- to great comedic effect -- Brandon Roy's head,' writes Henry Abbot.