Coming soon to a city near you, it's a two-headed cow, a bearded lady and a man who eats nails.

OK, maybe it's not that kind of show. But it will indeed be a circus when the Washington Wizards are on tour this season.

When Michael Jordan came out of retirement, all of a sudden one of the NBA's most boring teams turned into a sideshow. Go ahead groupies, find out what hotel the Wizards are staying at when they visit Cleveland on Nov. 27.

When Jordan played for Chicago, it was a traveling circus. But at least the Bulls were champions. And at least they had some other popular players, such as Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman.