The future of the Cavs had trouble keeping his shorts up and his shirt tucked in.
He also forgot to tell Chris Mihm that he was supposed to leave the game, meaning the Cavs ended up with six men on the court.

Not that it mattered last night, as Boston bounced the hometown by a 108-89 count before an announced crowd of 17,748 at the Gund, which meant about 3,000 of them must have been dressed as blue seats.

His name is DeSagana Diop. He's only 19. He's from Senegal. He has been in the USA for a mere three years and after averaging a modest 15 points in high school.

He spent most of his six minutes pulling up his pants and trying to catch his breath. He took one shot -- a 15-foot jumper -- that chipped the paint off the front of the rim. He heaved that rock the first time he touched the ball, a mere four seconds after he stepped on the court.

He left the game when he grabbed the back of his left knee, which the Cavs said wasn't hurt. They can only pray that's true, because this franchise seldom gets a break that doesn't require a suite at the Cleveland Clinic and a cast.